Fishcakes

To: MR

Nom nom nom spicy thai fishcakes
I REQUEST FIVE OF THESE LOVELY PACKETS as I will be eating them every hour.
Accidentally hit caps...
But for realz....five....   :D

Sent: Aug 21, 11:01pm

Legs

To: MR

My legs are all "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR BROTHERS THE THIGHS?!?"
And I'm like "You know I don't know how hills work!"
And they're just like "EFF YOU WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY WALKING TOMORROW!"

Sent: Aug 21, 10:59pm

Roleplay

To: MR

Aww...BEAR THE GLORIES OF PAIN FOR THE SPOILS OF THIEVERY ARE SOON UPON YOU!
Or: roleplay!
You aaaaaaare..........
EUGENIDES!!!

Sent: Aug 21, 10:40pm

Received

To: Me

i do NOT want to be dding right now
:(

From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 10:37pm

Bowl

To: MR

OH NOES ONLY ONE BOWL MEANS ROUTINE DISHWASHING D:
Ramen for din din :D
BUT I NEED A KNIFE TO OPEN THE FISHCAKES OH NOES
Maybe my teeth will work...
I HATE BIOLOGY READING WHEN IT IS SUPER BORING
Soon Percy Jackson...soon...

Sent: Aug 21, 10:38pm

Received

To: Me

ALL TIMES OF ALL THE DAYS!!!!!
the west tower is, at least.

From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 9:27pm

Library

To: MR

THEN IMMA' PARTAY AT THE LIBRARY!
When is it open?

Sent: Aug 21, 9:24pm

Received

To: Me

ANYTIME OF ANY PART OF ANY DAY YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PARTIES PARTY PARTIES ALL DAY

From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 9:22pm

Time

To: MR

Is there a time we have to be in the dorm or can we be out and about at all times of the night?

Sent: Aug 21, 9:15pm

Veggie Chips

To: MR

Fine. Am eating veggie chips.
Questionably healthy. It'll have to do.

Sent: Aug 21, 5:31pm

Received

To: Me

oh yeah, that'd be difficult if they were!
you need food, bc you barely are, so you've got no energy, so thus sleepiness. EAT!

From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 5:30pm

Sleepytimes

To: MR

Nerrrrrrr
I dowannaaaaaaaa
sleepytiiiiiimes...
Must read foolishness
at least my books aren't on the internetz

Sent: Aug 21, 5:29pm

Received

To: Me

noooo! you must eat!! perhaps study your notes in the lounge? maybe you'll encounter some fools?

From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 5:25pm

Hermitness

To: MR

No goodies.
To reward myself...
I read the lecture notes for physics.
And then I tortured my starving belly by making some cheap miso soup.
Hardly any protein.
My body hates me.
On to Bio hw and general hermitness.

Sent: Aug 21, 5:17pm

Hills

To: MR

O MAI ALLAH!
There are too many hills here.
Biking uphill is too darn hard.
My legs were like jelly as I cleared the last hill and came down to my room. 
Even my hands are jittery as I write this.
Should I reward myself by going to Wilkie or 10th street market?

Sent: Aug 21, 4:37pm

Sweat

To: MR

Sweat. EVERYWHERE.
GAAAAAAAAAAH
Y U SO HOT?!?
*noodly arms*
Ah need sohm freeeeeeeyuhnds.
Dunno what to do with my life.
I should register my bike...
Eff. I dunno where I'm allowed to ride it.
Not on pedestrian places...
WHERE ARE ALL THE CLUB MEETING FLIERS?!?
I need free pizza...

Sent: Aug 21, 2:53pm

Success

To: MR, MM

Almost got squashed by a tree branch today.
Should that be counted as SUCCESS?
I think so.

Sent: Aug 21, 12:48pm

Lunch

To: MR, MM

ALSO, lunch today: a chewy and mountain dew.
I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT.

Sent: Aug 21, 12:41pm

Status Report

To: MR, MM

STATUS REPORT:

(Don't tell me I don't text you, MM)

I was looking for a bench and they were all occupied...and then I headed through some random wooded place off of Ballantine...and then I came out near the town.
bleh. THAT was unexpected.
At least now I have an internal compass of 1/2 of campus :D
Made it to class A-OK
I need a usb...it is possible I may be able to fix mah computer. Yay.
I smell fried food...
Still no friends. I did happen to talk to some dude in Korean today.
Erm...that's all. I def feel better today.
Although dorms suck cuz dudes can walk through whenevs.

Sent: Aug 21, 12:40pm

Bowl

 To: MR

The bowl MY got me broke...

Sent: Aug 20, 10:15pm

Intro To A Bleak, Desolate Existance 101

As the title says, these are a collection of texts from a college student.
Sometimes I'll throw in the received texts to show the context the texts were written in.
Sometimes I won't.

It's a journey.

Sometimes I may sound stupid, sometimes I may have a strange sense of humor.
Sometimes I will refer to myself as a Giant Squid.
That is of no importance to you, dear reader.
It'll be one text per post, annoying as that sounds.
But you're not writing the blog are you?
>:P