To: MR
Nom nom nom spicy thai fishcakes
I REQUEST FIVE OF THESE LOVELY PACKETS as I will be eating them every hour.
Accidentally hit caps...
But for realz....five.... :D
Sent: Aug 21, 11:01pm
Legs
To: MR
My legs are all "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR BROTHERS THE THIGHS?!?"
And I'm like "You know I don't know how hills work!"
And they're just like "EFF YOU WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY WALKING TOMORROW!"
Sent: Aug 21, 10:59pm
My legs are all "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR BROTHERS THE THIGHS?!?"
And I'm like "You know I don't know how hills work!"
And they're just like "EFF YOU WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY WALKING TOMORROW!"
Sent: Aug 21, 10:59pm
Roleplay
To: MR
Aww...BEAR THE GLORIES OF PAIN FOR THE SPOILS OF THIEVERY ARE SOON UPON YOU!
Or: roleplay!
You aaaaaaare..........
EUGENIDES!!!
Sent: Aug 21, 10:40pm
Aww...BEAR THE GLORIES OF PAIN FOR THE SPOILS OF THIEVERY ARE SOON UPON YOU!
Or: roleplay!
You aaaaaaare..........
EUGENIDES!!!
Sent: Aug 21, 10:40pm
Bowl
To: MR
OH NOES ONLY ONE BOWL MEANS ROUTINE DISHWASHING D:
Ramen for din din :D
BUT I NEED A KNIFE TO OPEN THE FISHCAKES OH NOES
Maybe my teeth will work...
I HATE BIOLOGY READING WHEN IT IS SUPER BORING
Soon Percy Jackson...soon...
Sent: Aug 21, 10:38pm
OH NOES ONLY ONE BOWL MEANS ROUTINE DISHWASHING D:
Ramen for din din :D
BUT I NEED A KNIFE TO OPEN THE FISHCAKES OH NOES
Maybe my teeth will work...
I HATE BIOLOGY READING WHEN IT IS SUPER BORING
Soon Percy Jackson...soon...
Sent: Aug 21, 10:38pm
Received
To: Me
ALL TIMES OF ALL THE DAYS!!!!!
the west tower is, at least.
From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 9:27pm
ALL TIMES OF ALL THE DAYS!!!!!
the west tower is, at least.
From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 9:27pm
Received
To: Me
ANYTIME OF ANY PART OF ANY DAY YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PARTIES PARTY PARTIES ALL DAY
From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 9:22pm
ANYTIME OF ANY PART OF ANY DAY YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PARTIES PARTY PARTIES ALL DAY
From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 9:22pm
Time
To: MR
Is there a time we have to be in the dorm or can we be out and about at all times of the night?
Sent: Aug 21, 9:15pm
Is there a time we have to be in the dorm or can we be out and about at all times of the night?
Sent: Aug 21, 9:15pm
Veggie Chips
To: MR
Fine. Am eating veggie chips.
Questionably healthy. It'll have to do.
Sent: Aug 21, 5:31pm
Fine. Am eating veggie chips.
Questionably healthy. It'll have to do.
Sent: Aug 21, 5:31pm
Received
To: Me
oh yeah, that'd be difficult if they were!
you need food, bc you barely are, so you've got no energy, so thus sleepiness. EAT!
From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 5:30pm
oh yeah, that'd be difficult if they were!
you need food, bc you barely are, so you've got no energy, so thus sleepiness. EAT!
From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 5:30pm
Sleepytimes
To: MR
Nerrrrrrr
I dowannaaaaaaaa
sleepytiiiiiimes...
Must read foolishness
at least my books aren't on the internetz
Sent: Aug 21, 5:29pm
Nerrrrrrr
I dowannaaaaaaaa
sleepytiiiiiimes...
Must read foolishness
at least my books aren't on the internetz
Sent: Aug 21, 5:29pm
Received
To: Me
noooo! you must eat!! perhaps study your notes in the lounge? maybe you'll encounter some fools?
From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 5:25pm
noooo! you must eat!! perhaps study your notes in the lounge? maybe you'll encounter some fools?
From: MR
Sent: Aug 21, 5:25pm
Hermitness
To: MR
No goodies.
To reward myself...
I read the lecture notes for physics.
And then I tortured my starving belly by making some cheap miso soup.
Hardly any protein.
My body hates me.
On to Bio hw and general hermitness.
Sent: Aug 21, 5:17pm
No goodies.
To reward myself...
I read the lecture notes for physics.
And then I tortured my starving belly by making some cheap miso soup.
Hardly any protein.
My body hates me.
On to Bio hw and general hermitness.
Sent: Aug 21, 5:17pm
Hills
To: MR
O MAI ALLAH!
There are too many hills here.
Biking uphill is too darn hard.
My legs were like jelly as I cleared the last hill and came down to my room.
Even my hands are jittery as I write this.
Should I reward myself by going to Wilkie or 10th street market?
Sent: Aug 21, 4:37pm
O MAI ALLAH!
There are too many hills here.
Biking uphill is too darn hard.
My legs were like jelly as I cleared the last hill and came down to my room.
Even my hands are jittery as I write this.
Should I reward myself by going to Wilkie or 10th street market?
Sent: Aug 21, 4:37pm
Sweat
To: MR
Sweat. EVERYWHERE.
GAAAAAAAAAAH
Y U SO HOT?!?
*noodly arms*
Ah need sohm freeeeeeeyuhnds.
Dunno what to do with my life.
I should register my bike...
Eff. I dunno where I'm allowed to ride it.
Not on pedestrian places...
WHERE ARE ALL THE CLUB MEETING FLIERS?!?
I need free pizza...
Sent: Aug 21, 2:53pm
Sweat. EVERYWHERE.
GAAAAAAAAAAH
Y U SO HOT?!?
*noodly arms*
Ah need sohm freeeeeeeyuhnds.
Dunno what to do with my life.
I should register my bike...
Eff. I dunno where I'm allowed to ride it.
Not on pedestrian places...
WHERE ARE ALL THE CLUB MEETING FLIERS?!?
I need free pizza...
Sent: Aug 21, 2:53pm
Success
To: MR, MM
Almost got squashed by a tree branch today.
Should that be counted as SUCCESS?
I think so.
Sent: Aug 21, 12:48pm
Almost got squashed by a tree branch today.
Should that be counted as SUCCESS?
I think so.
Sent: Aug 21, 12:48pm
Lunch
To: MR, MM
ALSO, lunch today: a chewy and mountain dew.
I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT.
Sent: Aug 21, 12:41pm
ALSO, lunch today: a chewy and mountain dew.
I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT.
Sent: Aug 21, 12:41pm
Status Report
To: MR, MM
STATUS REPORT:
(Don't tell me I don't text you, MM)
I was looking for a bench and they were all occupied...and then I headed through some random wooded place off of Ballantine...and then I came out near the town.
bleh. THAT was unexpected.
At least now I have an internal compass of 1/2 of campus :D
Made it to class A-OK
I need a usb...it is possible I may be able to fix mah computer. Yay.
I smell fried food...
Still no friends. I did happen to talk to some dude in Korean today.
Erm...that's all. I def feel better today.
Although dorms suck cuz dudes can walk through whenevs.
Sent: Aug 21, 12:40pm
STATUS REPORT:
(Don't tell me I don't text you, MM)
I was looking for a bench and they were all occupied...and then I headed through some random wooded place off of Ballantine...and then I came out near the town.
bleh. THAT was unexpected.
At least now I have an internal compass of 1/2 of campus :D
Made it to class A-OK
I need a usb...it is possible I may be able to fix mah computer. Yay.
I smell fried food...
Still no friends. I did happen to talk to some dude in Korean today.
Erm...that's all. I def feel better today.
Although dorms suck cuz dudes can walk through whenevs.
Sent: Aug 21, 12:40pm
Intro To A Bleak, Desolate Existance 101
As the title says, these are a collection of texts from a college student.
Sometimes I'll throw in the received texts to show the context the texts were written in.
Sometimes I won't.
It's a journey.
Sometimes I may sound stupid, sometimes I may have a strange sense of humor.
Sometimes I will refer to myself as a Giant Squid.
That is of no importance to you, dear reader.
It'll be one text per post, annoying as that sounds.
But you're not writing the blog are you?
>:P
Sometimes I'll throw in the received texts to show the context the texts were written in.
Sometimes I won't.
It's a journey.
Sometimes I may sound stupid, sometimes I may have a strange sense of humor.
Sometimes I will refer to myself as a Giant Squid.
That is of no importance to you, dear reader.
It'll be one text per post, annoying as that sounds.
But you're not writing the blog are you?
>:P
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